Behavior Technician
LBAPS
Behavior Technician
LBAPS
ABA therapy for children with autism
🚨🦄💜 SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ: THE FUN POLICE HAVE BEEN OVERTHROWN BY A GANG OF DANCING CRAYONS. 💜🦄🚨
We tried to stop them. We failed. They have demands.
Demand #1: A Behavior Technician / ABA Para.
Demand #2: Snacks. (We’re negotiating.) 🍪
Demand #3: That someone, anyone, please celebrate a completed puzzle like it’s the moon landing. 🌙🧩
That someone is YOU. 👀 The crayons have already chosen. It’s out of our hands.
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💸 THE MONEY PART (PLEASE SIT DOWN) 💸
Your wallet is shaking. 😭
Your bank account just sat up in bed. 😳
Your landlord is suddenly being very nice to you. 🤝
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🕵️ THE CLASSIFIED DETAILS:
📍 Location: Scotch Plains, NJ
💜 Position: Behavior Technician / ABA Para
⏰ Hours: After-school sessions
🎯 Mission: One-on-one with an awesome kid
🌈 Side effects: Making a REAL difference
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⚠️ OFFICIAL HEALTH WARNING ⚠️
This job may cause:
😁 Excessive smiling
💃 Spontaneous happy dances
🎉 Screaming “AMAZING JOB!!!” at a block tower
🎲 Taking board games WAY too seriously
🦖 Sudden urge to roar for no reason
Side effects are permanent. No refunds. 😂
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🎪 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
✨ Zero cubicles. Zero spreadsheets. Zero sad desk lunches.
🧸 Help a child learn, grow, and build awesome new skills
💜 Do something that actually matters
🏆 Celebrate every tiny win like it’s breaking news
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🧐 ARE YOU OUR PERSON?
🌟 Love kids? AMAZING.
🌟 Patient, dependable, and willing to learn? WE ADORE YOU.
🌟 Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? BONUS POINTS. CONFETTI CANNON. 🎊
🌟 Can make a ridiculous noise on command? You’re basically hired. 🤪
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⏳ WE’RE FILLING THIS SPOT ASAP!
(Not panic mode. Not chaos mode. Just enthusiastic mode.) 💪💜
📣 DON’T JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR NEXT FAVORITE JOB. The crayons are watching. 👁️🖍️
📩 MESSAGE ME TODAY and let’s see if you’re the missing piece of our puzzle! 🧩
💜 SCOTCH PLAINS, LET’S FIND OUR PERSON! 💜
P.S. If you read this whole thing, you’ve already passed the first interview. Congrats. 🏅😂
LBAPS provides ABA therapy for children with autism, language delays, and behavioral needs, delivering services in home, school, and community settings with insurance coverage, overseen by Board Certified Behavior Analysts and trained therapists. Its programs are individualized and designed by BCBAs, then carried out in real-life environments to develop communication, social skills, and practical life abilities, with play-based, child-centered methods and parent training. A centralized national network supports local clinical teams with resources and shared standards, ensuring consistent care while allowing customization for each community. The goal is to increase access to high-quality ABA services and help children and families achieve meaningful progress and greater independence.
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