Behavior Technician / ABA Para

🚨🧍‍♀️💜 ATTENTION. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING. YOUR FUTURE COWORKERS ARE GETTING NERVOUS. 💜🧍‍♂️🚨

We need to talk.

Not in a scary HR way. 😭

More in a “we need someone who can celebrate a child putting on their shoes like they just discovered electricity” kind of way.

💜🦖 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🦖💜

📍 Pemberton Township, NJ 08015
💸 $20–$30 PER HOUR
⏰ PART-TIME | AFTER-SCHOOL & WEEKENDS

🚨 NO, THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
🚨 YES, WE ARE ACTUALLY HIRING.
🚨 NO, YOU CANNOT PAY YOUR RENT WITH A REALLY NICE PERSONALITY.

We checked. Unfortunately. 😔

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🧍‍♀️ A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY.

Have you ever gotten so excited over a board game that you temporarily forgot you were a grown adult? 🎲

Have you ever said “GOOD JOB!!!” so enthusiastically that a random person across the room turned around? 🏆

Do you possess the ability to make a completely ordinary Tuesday feel like the season finale of a television show? 📺😭

Have you ever opened the refrigerator, stared directly into it, closed it, and then opened it again because maybe the food changed its mind? 🧍‍♂️🧀

Okay, that last one is unrelated.

BUT WE APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.

If you're energetic, patient, caring, and ready to make a difference in a child's life…

👁️👄👁️ WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE? THIS JOB POST IS NOT GOING TO CALL US FOR YOU.

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🎪 SO WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO HERE?

You work one-on-one with an amazing child, helping them learn skills, build confidence, and reach goals through fun, engaging activities.

Basically, you're helping a little human level up in life. 🎮💜

Your responsibilities may include:

🎨 ARTISTIC DIRECTOR OF THE CRAYON DEPARTMENT — Creativity is encouraged. Abstract art is inevitable.

🎲 UNO CHAMPIONSHIP COORDINATOR — Please maintain professionalism during a +4 card incident.

🧩 SKILL-BUILDING SPECIALIST — Helping a child learn new things, one little victory at a time.

🎉 CHIEF CELEBRATION OFFICER — Did they master a new skill? WE RING THE INVISIBLE VICTORY BELL. 🔔

💜 PROFESSIONAL DIFFERENCE-MAKER — Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive.

😂 OCCASIONAL SILLY GOOSE — Not an official job title. Yet.

And no, you will not be required to wear a chicken costume.

Unless you own one.

In which case, we have follow-up questions. 🐔

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💸 THE PART WHERE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SITS UP STRAIGHT.

💰 $20–$30 PER HOUR!

Your bank account has been notified.

It is cautiously optimistic. 📈😭

⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME HOURS!

After-school and weekend sessions may fit around classes, another job, or your busy schedule.

You can pursue your education AND earn money.

Look at you. Multitasking. Being responsible. Paying for things. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! 👏

🎓 REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCE!

Studying Psychology, Education, Special Education, or Speech Therapy?

This experience could be a great addition to your resume.

Imagine explaining in an interview that you developed patience, communication, and problem-solving skills while working directly with children.

Meanwhile, someone else is writing “proficient in Microsoft Word” for the 400th time. 😭💻

🌈 WORK THAT ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING!

You get to support a child, celebrate progress, and help build important life skills.

The little wins can become BIG DEALS.

Like, “I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS ON MY DRIVE HOME” levels of big deals. 🥹💜

🤝 TRAINING & SUPPORT!

You won't be thrown into the wilderness with a box of crayons and a motivational quote.

You'll receive training and guidance to help you learn the role.

We are hiring a Behavior Technician, not Bear Grylls. 🏕️

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🦸‍♀️ OUR IDEAL CANDIDATE: A HIGHLY SPECIFIC SPECIES OF HUMAN.

✅ Patient enough to explain something more than once.

✅ Dependable enough to show up when they say they will.

✅ Energetic enough to participate instead of looking like a phone on 1% battery.

✅ Kind, compassionate, and genuinely interested in helping children.

✅ Willing to learn and open to feedback.

✅ Capable of being silly WITHOUT forgetting that this is an important job.

🚨 ABA EXPERIENCE? A PLUS!

🚨 NO ABA EXPERIENCE? DON'T PANIC AND THROW YOUR PHONE INTO A LAKE.

A caring attitude, reliability, and willingness to learn matter. Training and guidance are provided.

We are looking for a good fit, not someone who emerged from the womb knowing how to write a session note. 👶📋

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📢 PEMBERTON TOWNSHIP, THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING.

We have a job.

We have a location.

We have pay.

We have flexible part-time opportunities.

We have children who deserve caring people supporting their growth.

And somewhere out there, you are probably sitting on your couch eating something directly out of the bag, thinking about how you need a new job.

🫵 HELLO. WE ARE TALKING TO YOU.

Put the snack down.

Well, don't waste food. Finish the snack.

Then call us. 😂💜

📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL TODAY!

💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA
📍 Pemberton Township, NJ 08015
💸 $20–$30/hour
⏰ Part-time | After-school & weekends

✨ COME FOR THE PAY. STAY FOR THE PURPOSE. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BECOME THE PERSON WHO GETS WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PROGRESS. ✨

🦖💜 WE WANT YOU.

And if you made it all the way to the bottom of this post…

Congratulations. Your attention span is already overqualified. 😭🏆

NOW PLEASE CALL US BEFORE WE START ASKING THE LEGOS TO APPLY. 🧱📞💀